Archive: Tom Cruise

Scientologist stick up for Cruise

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Fellow Hollywood trend religion member Jenna Elfman (The bitch from Dharma and Greg) has dismissed reports that Tom and Katie’s marriage is on the verge of a split.
Reports are claiming the Batman Begins actress is being forced to adopt Cruise’s spiritual beliefs and is being kept in a “prison-like” environment. But fellow Scientologist Elfman rubbishes the claims as nonsense, she says, “It’s so absolutely not that. It’s hard to give a detailed explanation on something that’s simple. “Honestly, do you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It’s not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It’s exciting. That’s their relationship.”
What the hell does this whore know? You could ask women at my church how my marriage is going and they would say “get the fuck out my face biatch!” Rick James Church of smacking hoes is a very respectable place.
Filed under: Dog, Katie Holmes, News, Tom Cruise

Cruise making Katie take mommy classes

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Cult leader/Actor Tom Cruise is forcing his “life partner” Katie Holmes to attend Scientology mommy lessons.
An inside source has snitched to Us Weekly that Tom Cruise has ordered Katie Holmes to take “mommy lessons” at the Scientology Center. Friends say that Katie is deep into Scientology and her only outside link is Victoria Beckham. For some reason Tom still allows Katie to remain friends with her even though Posh has made it clear that she’s not joining Scientology.
Why does everything have to be Scientology related? I wonder what the Scientology grocery store is like. I know what Scientology sex is, first you hire a woman to pretend to be your wife then you have homosexual relations with John Travolta.
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