I really do love Tila Tequila and I’m not saying that in a weird ironic way. I go onto her Ustream once every few days to see if she added a new video. She’s so whore-ish and i love it. She’s keeping the Hollywood scene interesting and more importantly keeping my right hand busy as i type this. The implant scar is a little turn-off though.

Anybody have any idea what’s the latest with Tila Tequila? I know the last thing i heard from her was she had a miscarriage which i called months ago, I’m not saying I’m a psychic I just know crazy women. You know you’ve seen it all when a girl saves your semen hoping to get herself pregnant. Hmmm i miss that crazy whore, too bad she died of aids. I’m immune to Aids or at least that’s what i tell girls after i tell them i love em’ and want to spend my life with them.

Tila Tequila made an appearance at a strip club getting rained on by $1 bills. Watching Tila stripping makes me wonder why isn’t there any rich strippers? Good looking strippers can make like $500 a night, that’s something that i always wondered about. Anywho keep reading because there’s like 15+ pix below with Tila popping her boobs out and all that jazz.

I’m not talking about Tila Tequila, I’m talking about you…Kidding I love you. Did anyone hear Tila on Howard Stern yesterday? Jesus Christ getting shanked on the cross that was a horrible interview in every way possible. So she’s no longer pregnant anymore? What’s next? My money is on her pulling an Anne Heche and trying to get the people together to board the spaceship.

Here’s some new pix of Tila Tequila going shopping. Call Tila a whore all you want but take this girl to the grocery store and you’ll have a blast. I think she’s the kind of girl that’s cool to be friends with and will blow you for the LOLz.

I saw that Tila Tequila added a new video on her Ustream. I was ready to do my usually ritual of touching myself while she shows us her nipples on accident 15 times until she started showing off her “pregnant” belly. How sad is this friggin’ video? Sure she shows boobs and even takes off her panties…Wow how sad. What a damaged person. It took me about 2 hours but i finally skeeted to the video. I feel ashamed and along with Tila i need to get professional help. Who thinks she’s really pregnant? After watching this video I’m a little freaked out.

Tila Tequila is launching her own record label guys!

Tila Tequila has revealed that she is launching a record label and management company.

The reality TV star has confirmed the launch of Little Miss Trendsetter Management LLC and Tila Tequila Records.

According to All Hip Hop, the first artist signed to the reality star’s record label is former B2K member Raz B.

Tequila wrote on her Global Grind blog: “The reason why I am doing all this is to prepare for when my baby comes I did this ALL FOR MY CHILDREN AND NOT FOR MYSELF (sic).

I really hope Tila isn’t putting her own money in this, i would joke and say she doesn’t have any money but you know those photoshoots bring in some decent money. Now she has a kid on the way, don’t do it Tila! I have a heart sometimes…Now leak that full sex tape you overrated whore!

Ok first we knew the whole Tila Tequila & Casey Johnson engagement was BS and as the world knows Casey Johnson died a few weeks ago. Tila was totally in love with her “wife” and everything! Well Casey died a few weeks ago and Tila has some news….She’s pregnant!!!

Tequila, who was engaged to the late heiress Casey Johnson, posted on Twitter that she is expecting the child of a war hero.

“I am very happy, despite the loss of my Wife,” she wrote. “But she told me not to let that stress me anymore. she told me I dont have to stand up 4 her. I have a baby growing inside of me now, & that is my new happiness in life. Happiness is something hard to find, but then again. not really.”

OMG hell is patiently waiting. Does this moron not realize while she was “engaged” she was banging an American Soldier? Maybe the vag is so loose she didn’t notice.

Awww that’s good? Here’s some new pix of Tila Tequila, i have to admit I would miss her shows on Ustream. Anway’z it’s good to see those really really (really) fake boobs out again. Fake boobs are so overrated anyway, sure they look great in a shirt but when you see them bare? Ewww i turn into a freaked out kid, why does her nipples look like they are running away from each other? Looks like 2 giant basketballs stuffed under her skin, which pretty much what it is. Hurray for insecure whores.

So Tila Tequila has gone nutso (Via Twitter) saying that she has seen and spoken to God and the world will be ending on 2012. Also talking about killing herself.

Tila Tequila’s official Twitter page…she’s upset that Tilacommitsuicide was a trending topic and she’s egging people on to decide her fate. she also expresses her disgust at humankind, and tells us how when she had her two near death experiences that she saw and spoke with God. Says she knows when the world is going to end, and that she is God’s messenger.

Good looking people (Ok decent looking people) who are depressed or suicidal is kinda funny to me, bitch you get paid to take your clothes off and date rich sports athletes. Then again bitches be crazy. When a girl looks decent and seems normal you better run your ass in the opposite direction because she has 3 guys on speed dial and one of them is a stalker that will occasionally park his car across the street from your house at 2am.

I can’t believe i missed this last night on UStream.com Here i was on a date (Paying! WTF?) And failed trying to get her to put her face in my lap during the boring scenes. I learned my lesson, next time I’m taking my laptop, eff what they think.  I totally took the L.

Keep reading to see the full video of Tila Tequila teasing and going topless last night.

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Tila Tequila the former softcore porn star, MySpace whore/MTV whore/Whore period doesn’t have to go naked in photoshoots anymore since she got semi-famous on the idot box. See how much talent it takes to make it?

Ever since she got a little fame Tila Tequila hasn’t gone nude or done softcore porn like she use too. I guess being a slut on tv pays more than being a slut in magazines. And please tell me rapper Lil’ Wayne didn’t say “MEH” about Tupac? What’s next a ringtone rapper going after Biggie?