Archive: Paris Hilton

Paris has to be joking

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Paris Hilton got her spirituality or whatever you call it on yesterday. You would think with such a personal experience you would want to do it in a private comfortable environment, not Paris. She later took him home and told him she wanted some holy cack, it turns out he’s just a homeless guy, Paris was kind of pissed but now not only is he homeless he has burning pee.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Funny, Paris Hilton

TC gets around the net

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Maria Kanellis’ Playboy pix are here (NSFW)- Exp0sed
Lindsay Lohan as a stripper (video)- Sex Tape Celebs
Hilary Duff private bikini pix- HO
Paris Hilton topless…again- Hollyrude
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Flashes, Celebrity In Bikinis, Dog, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Wrestling Babes

TC gets around the net

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Myspace whore Tila Tequila nude (NSFW)- Sex Tape Celebs
Paris Hilton topless for some clothing company- HO
Lindsay Lohan topless outtakes- Link Humper
Scarlett Johansson spreading legs showing panties (video) - Vidimag
Pamela Anderson and her huge boobs in new promo pix- Hollyrude
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Flashes, Celebrity Photoshoots, Dog, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Tila Tequila

Paris sneaks into her movie premiere

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I almost feel bad for Paris Hilton, how embarrassing! They could of at least paid some people to sit in the chairs and pretend to laugh at the horrible movie.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Paris Hilton

27 and still not mature

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Wasted Space Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th birthday, showing once again everyone doesn’t mature each year they get older. Paris did the same thing she did when she was 18. Getting drunk, high and having unprotected sex with numerous photographers. Good times.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Paris Hilton

Paris gets help

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The original upskirt slut Paris Hilton has hired an acting coach so she will be taken seriously in Hollyweird.

Paris says, “She’s an incredible acting coach… If it’s a scene where I have to get upset, I’ll think of a past person. I’ll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.”

If Paris wants to be taken seriously she should i don’t know act? And i don’t mean a dumb, blonde skanky whore in every movie she’s ever been in.
Filed under: Dog, News, Paris Hilton

Elisha Cuthbert and Paris lezz out

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US magazine is reporting that famous-for-sucking-cack whore Paris Hilton was seen making out with actress Elisha Cuthbert.

Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

When making out with other girls gets boring to people what will Paris do for attention then?
Filed under: Dog, Elisha Cuthbert, News, Paris Hilton

Cause she is perfect

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Former actress and Hollywood whore lashed out against the other whores in Hollywood Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

She says:”What have I ever really done? Dance on a table? When Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton got their DUIs (drinking under the influence arrests) they got punished, they deserved it.

“But my punishment, I don’t feel like it fits the crime. I don’t understand why people punish others for being happy.”

I hate when “Hollywood” people say stuff like people don’t want Britney Spears to be happy. That is not true. It would be awesome for her to find a man that loves her and doesn’t try to make money off of her. Then maybe she could keep her clothes on for once. Why am i talking about Britney in a Tara Reid post? Cause she’s irrelevant.
Filed under: Dog, Girl Fight!, Lindsay Lohan, News, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid