Lindsay Lohan is the first one to become anorexic and look how Paris Hilton is trying to rip Lindsay off! What’s next doing coke off a bathroom toilet because Lindsay did it? Well not only that but it is the flattest surface in the bathroom which has the most privacy, not that i do coke every Wednesday at Denny’s with my addicted wife or anything like that.

Paris Hilton hit the beach in a dress (of course) Somebody should of told Paris there isn’t a video camera around to slow-mo her taking her dress off revealing a tiny bikini top. I gotta say tiny bikini top=awesomeness.

Pamela Anderson playing with her boobs in a see thru top

Christina Aguilera flashing her boobs to Donald Duck

Mariah Carey big boobs pop out during Award Show

Lucy Pinder and her perfect naked body (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan drunk making out with a chick

Alyssa Milano hot sex scene (NSFW)

WWE Diva Candice Michelle pre-fame nude pix (NSFW)

Paris Hilton was caught going out without a bra. I thought about censoring the above picture but it doesn’t make alot of sense since seeing how her boobs doesn’t even qualify as an A-cup. Hey it’s boobs though right?

Paris Hilton was caught trying on clothes (is this a normal thing now?) Paris has no body shape at all. What’s the point of a bra? She’s shaped like i was at 10 except my ass looked better and had less penetrating from the homeless.

I was reading the latest gossip trying to keep you bitches up on the latest shiite that doesn’t affect nobody, their more like monkey’s keeping us entertained hopefully helping us forget the world is going to hell. Anywho i was reading Paris Hilton has a new show called Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend. What in the hell? Why…just why? How dumb is this going to get? I got a show idea for VH1. Ok we get a celebrity that is already in a serious relationship and have pretty well known whores compete for him. Or have a Gold digger try to marry an old pimp, knowing he’s already married and isn’t going to marry her meanwhile his wife lives next door, he would lose millions divorcing her. Jesus Christ that’s it i’m cancelling my cable.