Beyonce’s new cd will be a double album. Her alter ego will have her own cd, yeah that’s right, Sasha Fierce is in this bitch!…Not kidding.

As previously reported, the album will be called ‘I Am… Sasha Fierce’ after the singing star’s alter-ego.

However that is not the whole story. One record will be called ‘I Am…’ and will represent the woman herself, while the other, ‘Sasha Fierce’ will play out the fantasy alter-ego.

Alrighty looking forward to that. I hope the alter ego is like a Lil’ Kim, you know saying whorish shiite that only hookers, porn stars and Amy Fisher says.

Actress Vanessa Hudgens reveals in a new interview that she doesn’t regret taking those nude pix. Ummm duh? Would we be talking about her if she didn’t? Great career move skank.

But despite the pictures damaging her squeaky clean reputation, Hudgens insists she is a great believer in fate.

She says, “I think that everything happens for a reason and I wouldn’t take back anything that I’ve done. I don’t like talking about it because it was something that was meant to be private and I’d still like to keep it as private as I can.”

That’s like Britney Spears regretting flashing her vag every 2 days or Sharon Stone showing her beaver in Basic Instinct. If by Fate she means TC and other gossip sites would pick up the story then yes fate is great, especially when we see you naked.

Angelina Jolie tells the New York Times that she would quit acting for her kids. Suuuure cause she would totally get a 9-5 job after that money dries up.

She tells the New York Times, “As long as I can be with my family, it’s fun.

“But I only want to do that, and I’m not looking for anything else.”

She adds, “How can I be sure that I don’t do too long hours? Can the three youngest be on set every day?”

I’ll believe that when i go get my Java Chip Frappuccino from Starbucks and i see Angelina behind the counter. What’s better $8.09 an hour or $20 million for shooting a movie? I’m a family type dude but GTFOOH, the kids can miss daddy while their in the mansion.

Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker is now out of the hospital after staying for 4 weeks after being treated for burns from a plane crashed that killed his assistant and bodyguard.

Barker meanwhile will continue convalescing at home but he’s expected to fully recover within a few months.

The only other survivor aboard the flight was Adam Goldstein, also known as DJ Am.

Posting on his official blog before his release, the drummer had said: “I want to give my deepest thanks to everyone who has helped deal with the current situation. First and foremost, Chris and Che were my friends. I would give up anything to have them here with us today, healthy and happy.”

I was reading how he said he hates planes, i can’t imagine what he thinks of them now. Dude is really lucky.

Saturday Night Live ratings hit a 14 year high after word that Sarah Palin would be appearing on the show Saturday. I gotta admit Amy Poehler’s rap (Above) was hilarious. Does anybody watch SNL anymore? Ever since Will Ferrell left i haven’t watched, and does anybody find Andy Samberg funny? I was forced to watch Hot Rod by a friend and i still haven’t forgiven him for that.

According to reports Guy Ritchie will be getting $60 million for the divorcing Madonna. Dang homie, i didn’t even know that old whore was worth that much.

LONDON, U.K. — Guy Ritchie and Madonna have settled their divorce, according to the U.K. publication, The Sun.

The “RocknRolla” director will reportedly walk away with assets totaling around $60 million, including a 1,200-acre country estate, a London pub, and a cash settlement.

Congrats Guy, i would gladly hit that for 8 years to get $60 million. And hit that i mean with a eff’in shovel. This song is for you Guy!

Colin Farrell admitted in a recent interview that he danced nude for Salma Hayek to ease her nerves. Why didn’t i think of that?

The pair had to film an awkward nude scene while making 2006 film Ask The Dust, in which they played lovers.

At the time it was reported that Farrell performed a naked ballet dance to ease the tension, but the actor corrected this rumour.

“The naked part is true, but it wasn’t ballet; it was a different dance,” he said.

Is it really that easy? When i do that i get put in cuffs (And not the good kind) and hauled off to jail cause according to the police it’s “Illegal” to strip naked in a Chucky Cheese for your girlfriend. Now that i think about it i probably did go too far with the Whip Cream.

My favorite P2P program (10 years ago) has finally decided to go the legal route. Well they was charged with copyright infringement resulting in a multi-million dollar lawsuit. Damn the man! Then again for a $5 million dollar lawsuit it’s time pack it up.

The file sharing website LimeWire is looking to set up a new service to provide licensed music.

The company, which has around 100 million users, is currently facing a multi-million pound law suit brought by record labels. They charge that LimeWire’s executives are committing copyright infringement by providing the software which allows people to swap songs online.

Who in the hell still uses P2P software anymore? It’s like your begging to get sued. Kids remember Rapidshare is your friend, stop effin’ with P2P programs.