Really not sure if†Micaela Schaefer †was just looking for some attention, or she decided to do an impromptu†photo shoot†on the train. You know… for the fun of it. Also not sure what she was thinking with both this outfit, and the George Washington wig she is wearing. Perhaps she plans on going back in time and running for congress?
Not sure what kind of drugs†Micaela Schaefer was trying out before she decided to wear this atrocious Star Wars like outfit. But she looks sexily futuristic and I cannot wait for the next movie to come out. Perhaps she was just having some weird sex and realized she was about to be late, so she just left and ended up showing up wearing this. Either way, some how she still looks hot. But in that weird way.
I’m not a big fan of soccer, or as the rest of the world calls it, football. But if she is the referee, or these other chicks are playing. Count me in. Soccer just might involve a lot more touching and bumping then it normally does. A lot of†congratulatory†ass smacks will be in order. Especially the ref when she makes a good call.
Not sure what kind of bikini this is, or who the hell this chick is. But it looks like it was made out of what was once a bikini and some fishing line she found while she was out swimming in the ocean with her friends who are pretty good looking in that awkward ‘i’m in a bikini’ sort of way.
Grab the lotion, turn off the lights and handle your business.†Micaela Schaefer’s bringing more than just sexy back, she’s bringing the fires of hell with her smoking hotness. No clue how many cheerleaders she took pom pom’s from in order to make this skimpy outfit, but thank her for doing it. She looks astounding.