I guess we should want Kim Kardashian’s autograph because she’s on TV but she hasn’t accomplished anything! The above picture really does make me feel sad. That Ted Bundy guy was also great on TV, too bad he wasn’t a attractive woman who made a sex tape. Why do we even care about her? She has no talent! Sure i touched myself to her video, i also touch myself to Brooke Ballentyne video’s, where’s her E! show?

Kim Kardashian posted these pix on her Twitter and claimed these are untouched which I’m sure is true because OMG’erz i see nipples! What’s so wrong with untouched pictures? Looking at these pix of Kim makes you think untouched pix should be the normal in Hollywood but when you start looking at these bitches without makeup makes you open photoshop ASAP!

Kim Kardashian attended some event sucking on a lollipop, I’m sure they were promoting the candy in some sort of way. Is there a better product for Kim to promote? The people that hired Kim to show up to promote it is pretty genius. The only people that were missing are Paris Hilton, Shauna Sand, Katie Price, Pamela Anderson and maybe Lindsay Lohan.

I usually love these behind the scenes video of a photo shoot but this one with Kim Kardashian is pretty boring. Isn’t the point of these videos is to show something we wont see like a nipple or accidental insertion of the vagina? Kim is getting pretty boring anyway then again i haven’t turned my TV on in weeks so i have no idea what’s she’s up to unless i read about it on the internets. Anywho did you hear Heidi Klum had another baby? That’s baby number 4 folks. Meanwhile I’m here typing to you crying alone in my mom’s basement.

Kim Kardashian tells Cosmopolitan (WTF am i doing?) that she will never make another sex tape because she learned from her past mistake. That damn Ray-J.

The reality star’s saucy home movie with ex-boyfriend Ray J was leaked in 2007.

‘I was devastated, but when something negative happens, I pick myself up and move on,’ Kim, 28, tells Cosmopolitan.

‘I don’t make the same mistake twice.’

Somewhere Reggie Bush is waiting in an alley for Ray-J to kick his ass for ruining his chance to make a sex tape with Kim. Sex Tapes in general are overrated anyway. Have you ever tried to make a sex tape? Believe it or not when you pull out your camera girls aren’t exactly into that like the videos on the internet show us. While she’s shy about showing her vag on camera I’m trying to hold the camera and keep her legs spread and she starts bleeding, not because my junk is so big it’s because she’s on her period and apparently I’m not the sensitive boyfriend that should respect that. So my sex tape ends up looking like a re-creation of the Sharon Tate murders.