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Is Jennifer back?

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:37:01 +0000

Jennifer Lopez appeared at some book launch party. Is Jennifer trying to make some sort of comeback? I’m not bashing her or anything because i love the older ladies, watch out for them though. One second your like oh snap i’ve always wanted to be with a older woman since like the first grade to oh snap she’s married and i wanted booty not murdered by a pissed off husband!

Talentless fatties can be a diva too

tastefulcelebs — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:58:34 +0000

Jennifer Lopez left Store Assistants angry when she demanded the store be shut down so she can shop alone. Oh yeah and her bodyguards showed some guns telling them that J-ho gets a 50% discount. Wow i guess the stories about her being broke are true.

A spy tells Page Six: “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not.

“Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount.

Stories like this make me laugh, these people really believe the hype that the yes people that work for her tell her. The funniest story i’ve heard is some workers that were doing Halle Berry’s house wasn’t allowed to speak to her unless spoken to. What the eff? Bitch, your a d-lister where did you get a ego from?

Scientologists stick together

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:55:51 +0000

Hollywood freak couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are throwing a party for Jennifer Lopez to congratulate her on becoming a new mom. The after-party includes a hairy man on man orgy, the participants include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and just added Will Smith!

Tom and Katie are so pleased for Jennifer and Marc, they have offered to throw their newborns a party in two weeks’ time,’ says a source.

Tom, 45, and Katie, 28, have roped in their showbiz pals to organise the event.

Victoria Beckham, 33, husband David Beckham, 32, Eva Longoria, 32, and John Travolta, 54, will all be doing their bit.

As you all know I’m a devoted Scientologist and i would love to be apart of the man on man orgy but i’m in the process of finishing my bunker. Xenu ain’t gunna git me!

Lopez gives birth. Yawn

tastefulcelebs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:26:36 +0000

Famous celebrity (8 years ago) Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins today! In other news I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Lopez representative Simon Fields told People magazine the babies were born shortly after midnight on New York’s Long Island, with the 5-pound, 7-ounce girl arriving first, followed by her 6-pound brother minutes later. The location was not identified.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Fields told the magazine.

In all seriousness congrats J-lo. Babies cry and bitch when they don’t get their way, so they are already taking after mommy.

That’s a big bitch

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:15:11 +0000

Pop Diva and Latina (when she feels like it) Jennifer Lopez recently showed off her huge baby bump. According to reports her father came out and stated that she is expecting twins. Congrats Jennifer, now where’s her Fijian spring water?!?

Oh snap! Girl fight!

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:13:50 +0000

Singer Mariah Carey has slammed reports that she is planning a duet with singer Jennifer Lopez.

When asked about a possible duet, she fumed to US TV show ‘Inside Hollywood’: “I’d rather be on stage with a pig! A duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just isn’t going to happen.”

Damn, Mariah could of used Jennifer being pregnant to her advantage. Plenty of fat jokes could of been made.

Huge ass dropped from record label

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:06:47 +0000

Jennifer Lopez is facing the axe from her record label after disappointing sales of her latest album BRAVE

The seventh studio effort from the Get Right hitmaker was released last month (Oct07) and sold a mere 53,000 copies in its first week, prompting reports the Latina would be dropped by Epic Records, a subsidiary of Sony BMG. The label is reportedly fed up with Lopez’s poor record sales and the extravagant costs to maintain the artist.

That’s weird, i always thought horrible music sells these days?

Is it safe for her to be on stage?

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:02:21 +0000

Seriously her moving bouncing around can’t be great for the baby

OMG Ya’ll Jennifer Lopez is soooo preggers!

tastefulcelebs — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:15:00 +0000

I’ve heard rumors (~~on other people’s websites~~) that Jenifer Lopez is indeed pregnant with twins! Now these could be rumors but i will report them as fact unless J-Lo’s people contact me and tell us otherwise. I have no life

Lindsay Lohan’s new movie sucks

tastefulcelebs — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 23:49:44 +0000

There’s a fresh candidate in the running for worst movie of 2007 honors.

“I Know Who Killed Me,” a ridiculous thriller (minus the thrills) starring the embattled Lindsay Lohan in a dual role, has all the hallmarks necessary for qualification: A nonsensical plot that grows sillier by the second, tawdry special effects, heavy-handed symbolism that’s big on electric-blue hues and mechanical performances are all culprits as far as the title’s concerned.

We’ll probably never know whether Lohan’s most recent difficulties took their toll on the picture’s box office potential, because either way, this movie doesn’t even warrant one star. It was released on Friday without screening in advance for critics.- Source

Screw that, i know you’d rather see some boobs anyway.

Heidi Klum ass- The Blemish

Jodie Marsh wears a nipple belt- Weak Game

Kim Kardashian boobs will be in Playboy- Derek Hail

Heather Graham is still sexy as hell- Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Lopez’s ass is still huge- Celeb Slam

CoCo huge boobs- The Bastardly

Demi Moore nude thirty years ago- Yeeeah (NSFW)

Britney’s new horrible song?- Celebrity Smack

Jessica Simpson offered to be a porn star- D Listed

More Gemma boobs- Celebrity Scoop

J-lo gets death threats for fur

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 10 May 2007 21:13:26 +0000

Fur loving diva, Jennifer Lopez, has been targeted with death threats because she won’t stop filling her walk-in wardrobes with real animal skins.

According to reports, an animal rights extremist has bombarded the singer with threatening letters for over a month.

A friend of the star told the NY Daily News, the disturbing messages promised to: ‘to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.’

She’s getting death threats for wearing fur? Why not for making shitty shitty shitty movies?

J-Lo paid 3 million to perform

tastefulcelebs — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:53:11 +0000

Puerto Rican embarrassment Jennifer Lopez was paid 3 million to perform at a birthday party for a billionaires wife.

Jennifer Lopez has been paid a staggering $3 million to perform at the birthday party of a Russian billionaire’s wife.Banker Andrei Melnichenko, 35, is paying for Lopez to fly from Los Angeles to his Berkshire, England estate to sing at the 30th birthday of his spouse Aleksandra tomorrow.

A source says, “J.Lo was booked because both Andrei and Aleksandra are fans of her. She is flying in specially from LA.”

For 3 million she better have gave some sucky sucky long time shit, you know what you can do with 3 million dollars? Well for Lopez it would be spent on a fuckin’ ring or something.

J-lo and her bitch is suing

tastefulcelebs — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:26:13 +0000

Jennifer Lopez with the taco flavored kisses is suing the National Enquirer for reporting she was linked to a drug scandal.

Paul Tweed, who specializes in bringing U.S.-based celebrities’ libel cases to British and Irish courts, told The Associated Press that actress-singer Lopez, 38, and singer Anthony, 37, were seeking “a six-figure settlement” from the Enquirer, based in Boca Raton, Fla., and its parent company, American Media Inc.

Tweed said the lawsuit would be filed Tuesday in a Belfast court, and in subsequent days in courts in Dublin, London and Paris.

I’m suing the ab belt company, 6 pack abs in 2 weeks my ass. I ate, slept, bang bang banged and went to church in that fuckin’ thing. I got kicked from church cause they thought a devil got inside me. The only thing good about it was the ladies loved it, in particular the pastors wife (gotcha bitch)

Mr. J-lo owes 2 million in back taxes

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:13:29 +0000

Marc Anthony, the latest husband of one Jennifer Lopez – owes $2.5m in back taxes and fines.

That’s the finding of the Manhattan District Attorney who is now bringing charges to reclaim the, ahem, overlooked sums.

However, before J-Lo gets on to her overworked divorce lawyer, Marc himself isn’t being blamed. The ‘oversight’ is a problem to be faced by Anthony’s manager – and brother – the brilliantly named Bigram Zayes, plus accountant Philip Sarna.

2.5 million, wow that’s alot for Jennifer Lopez. Dig through her couch and I’m sure it’s all there. Imagine if Marc wasn’t married to a rich Puerto Rican sellout, in the prison his ass would go.

Jennifer Lopez album flops

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:07:55 +0000

The massive attempts to save Jennifer Lopez’s singing career — and even her acting pursuits — aren’t going too well.

This week, Lopez’s first Spanish album, “Como Ama Una Mujer,” sold a very measly 49,452 copies, according to hitsdailydouble.com. The album finished at No. 10 for the week, behind a repackaging of Elton John’s greatest hits.

Time to call up Huge Hefner for a spread, or maybe even become a cast member on the “Surreal Life”