Category Archives: Jason Russell

Stop Masturbating in Public 2012!! PT.2

Most times I hate TMZ. I don’t care about Angelina Jolie going out to McDonald’s or Britney Spears driving to the gas station but sometimes they can put out something so beautiful, something that makes me say “yes the world is alright.” That thing is the Jason Russell freak-out video, the creator of Kony 2012. I’m probably the only person on the planet that hasn’t watched that dumb video. Your probably asking “why call it dumb if you haven’t seen it?” Because I don’t give a fudge that’s why. This Russell guy is awesome though. I’ve watched the above video 50 times and I think it should make up for me not watching the Kony 2012 video. Why? Because out of the two videos which one holds more life lessons? That’s right the above video. See, your teachers were wrong, you are smart!

Stop Masturbating in Public 2012

Want to figure out a way to ruin all of your work? Well just take a look at the dummy dumb dumb Jason Russell, the creator of the viral video Kony 2012. Ha I love this story, it’s like Jesus personally made him do it for the LULZ.

The mastermind behind the now-famous ‘Kony 2012’ video, Jason Russell, has been taken into custody for allegedly masturbating in public and drunkenness.

LOLS! This story just makes me so giddy in the pants. I love how his “team” says no he isn’t crazy. He’s just tired and he hasn’t eaten and the sun was in his eyes and a black cat ran in front of him the previous day.