Archive: Dog

In who gives a flying fudge news:

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Wasted-space Ashlee Simpson is pregnant.

Pop star Ashlee Simpson and her fiance, rocker Pete Wentz, are expecting a child together, US Magazine reported Monday, just days after the couple announced that they were engaged. Representatives for the 23-year-old performer, the younger sister of actress and singer Jessica Simpson, had no immediate comment on the report and no further details were available.

Ashlee Simpson has been romantically linked to Wentz, 28, the bassist for the band Fall Out Boy, since 2006.

Oh goodness i hate to see what that baby will look like. I’m wondering will it come out with the emo hair and eyeliner? Man life is so unfair, it’s like what’s the point? Your always gonna be disappointed.
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson, Dog, News

That seems interesting

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Coming soon to the internet will be Britney Spears’ personal video diaries.

According to British newspaper the Daily Mirror, the star lashes out at her family and friends in the videos, and criticises ex-lover R+B Justin Timberlake.
A source tell the publication, “Britney’s video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it’ll be explosive.
“Although some of it is really sad to watch, especially the parts where she is close to breakdown, others are dynamite.”

I love where it says “the talk of Tinseltown elite” that sounds so corny, who would be considered elite? Don’t be fooled the elite in Hollywood has alot of power. They can get you banned from one the Starbucks up the road from your house.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Dog, News

You wont see Monroe Paris style

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A Marilyn Monroe porn movie has been sold to a businessman for £750,000.

Mr Morgan said the New York buyer would not be releasing the film.

He said: “He doesn’t want to make a joke out of it, put it on the net or exploit her.”

That’s so weird to buy a porn for that much money. Plus she died along time ago, isn’t it creepy to watch a porn with someone who died?
Filed under: Celebrity Caught On Tape/Sextapes, Dog, Marilyn Monroe, News

She’s perfect

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Anne Hathaway graced the cover of some magazine recently. Perfect just perfect
Filed under: Anne Hathaway, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Dog

Awesome a new sex tape of…

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Marilyn Monroe!!! Yeah really.

In the sordid tradition of peddling raunchy video footage of celebrities a la Paris Hilton, a long-buried sex movie of Marilyn Monroe recently hit the market, a top collector told The Post.
An illicit copy of the steamy, still-FBI-classified reel – 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which the original blond bombshell performs oral sex on an unidentified man – was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million, said Keya Morgan, the well-known memorabilia collector who discovered the film and brokered its purchase.

Filed under: Dog, News, WTF News
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