Category Archives: Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato picked up as the 4th X-Factor Judge

She can sing, she’s nothing spectacular, but she can do a decent job. Unlike on American Idol with J.Lo. Who seems as ditsy as Paula Abdul was. Not saying Demi Lovato may not really be an air head. Just have to wait and see, but at least she has some talent. Unlike J.Lo.

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Demi Lovato Rocking a Bikini on a Brazilian Beach

She may not be the best looking chick in the world, but she has a pretty curvaceous body to go along with her fairly big head. Thank goodness she finally got that gap in her front teeth fixed though, every time I seen that I wondered if I had any quarters to slip through it.

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I’m calling BS. Demi is not 18

There is no way in Haiti that Demi Lovato is only 18 years old, this girl looks older than my mom. Disney really knows how to make these girls look about 35 years old. I’m banking on the fact that Walt Disney actually froze himself, sold his soul to the devil and Satan gave him some potion to make the Disney stars look like Milfs when in reality they haven’t hit puberty yet. Once Walt Disney’s teen stars turn 18 he comes out of the chamber to bang them and returns to the chamber to wait for the next star. Crazy theory? Not when you stayed up for 24 hours smoking salvia and watching Adult-Swim.

The next biggest star is….

Demi Lovato!!! I’m not exactly sure who she is or what she does, i just saw her pix attending the Oscars and I’m positive she’ll pick up where Miley Cyrus drops off. She reminds me alot of Lacey Chabert. I hate for my gay fashion expert side to come out but HELLO???? Red toenail polish in that dress?!?! Girlfriend puh-lease, honey this isn’t 1982 and your not at Studio 54!

She’s 17, somebody arrest this guy

I found these pix of Demi Lovato beyond disturbing. That guy is like the default picture of a pedophile. I’m only kidding it’s probably her dad or something, if not somebody should really check his basement because I’m 100% Magic Johnson positive there are at least 5 three year old’s locked up in a cage.