Chris “Smack a bitch” Brown finally released a video apologizing for beating Rihanna, i didn’t see it all because i was too distracted by his eyes trying to keep up with the words. What a baby back bitch. Whoever wrote that deserves some kind of award.

Douchebag Chris Brown is writing a book about…. What you say? Domestic Violence dumbass. Hey if OJ can write a book about IF he killed somebody why can’t Chris write a book about beating women.

I’ve learned Brown and Rihanna — who has taken him back (but with key provisions outlined below) — will co-author a book about abuse and go on a talk show whirlwind to speak directly to their fans and the general public. It is widely expected that Brown’s high-profile attorney, Mark Geragos, will broker a probation deal for his client that will involve no jail time.

How messed up is that? He beat his girl and he gets paid to talk to a ghostwriter who writes it down for a book.

TMZ is reporting this picture was taken right after Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna. I’ve read comments on other sites that this picture should not be published. Are you kidding me? This is real life. Chris Brown should serve at least a year in prison for this. You never put your hand on a woman, well bitches don’t count. Hope you drop the soap biatch.

Mr. I-just-fu*ked-my-career-up Chris Brown has finally spoke out about beating the hell outta Rihanna stating:

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person,” Brown said in a statement issued through publicist Michael Sitrick.

“Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and-or reported in the media is wrong,” he added. But he said he couldn’t discuss that in detail until his case is resolved.

Really what can you say? It’s not like he can deny it. Come on look at that forehead, i was just trying to pop her big ass pimple with my fist!

Rihanna’s father has spoken out about Rihanna and her getting her ass beat by singer Chris Brown.

Describing her current condition, he said: “There is some bruising. She will be alright. I think so.

“At some point she will speak out.

“I hope she will stand up for women all over the world.

Ronald, a salesman and freelance clothing designer, has now confirmed the pair have now broken up.

Ronald said: “The relationship is over and I am pleased. She doesn’t want to speak to Chris. She is being very brave about things and said that she will be back on stage performing soon.”

I wonder how Rihanna is going to address this? Will she doing something wacky on SNL making fun of it? Like a Ike And Tina type thing? Or is that too much?