Chris Brown got beat up by Drake at a Night Club, had to get Stitches

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And we all thought Canadians were passive aggressive. Guess Drake doesn’t take kindly to woman beaters, so props to Drake on that one. Funny thing is Chris Brown actually took a photo of his massive gash after ‘getting hit by a bottle’ according to him. Which I do not condone, I prefer the good ol’ one on one. But I’m pretty sure Drake would have whipped Chris Browns ass any way. Unless he danced his way out of it. So its all good. Guess Chris Brown’s beating of Rihanna finally flipped on him. FINALLY!… In other news, Rihanna seriously gets around. Three guys she’s been with at the club, at the same damn time? Damn woman, keep your legs closed…. just learned that rapper Drake and his entourage got into a FIGHT… with CHRIS BROWN at the popular AFTER HOURS NYC nightclub WIP.

According to MULTIPLE snitches inside, Chris and Drake have had a DIFFICULT relationship since three years ago – when Rihanna CHEATED on Chris, with Drake. Chris has HELD A GRUDGE against Drake for years.

Well last night at WIP, we’re told that Chris reportedly sent over a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table, as a sort of peace offering. We’re not sure WHAT happened next, but we’re hearing UNCONFIRMED REPORTS that Drake sent the bottle back to Chris with a message to the effect of – “I’m f*ckng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it.”

Whatever message Drake sent back caused Chris to immediately fly into a rage – and he CONFRONTED Drake and his entourage – which included ANOTHER Chris Brown rival, rapper Meek Mill. Meek Mill also had a relationship with Rihanna.

Well according to our snitch, Drake PUNCHED Chris in the face and before Chris could retaliate, someone (#teamnosnitch#) popped Chris in the mouth with a BOTTLE, multiple times. And as a result, Chris was LEAKING LIKE A FAUCET!!!

Security immediately swooped in and broke up the fight. Drake and ‘em immediately LEFT the club, before POLICE arrived. Chris, we’re told left under his own power – and later went to the HOSPITAL, to get his face sewn shut.

Just read the cue card bitch

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Chris “Smack a bitch” Brown finally released a video apologizing for beating Rihanna, i didn’t see it all because i was too distracted by his eyes trying to keep up with the words. What a baby back bitch. Whoever wrote that deserves some kind of award.

Beat your girl? Write a book about it!

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Douchebag Chris Brown is writing a book about…. What you say? Domestic Violence dumbass. Hey if OJ can write a book about IF he killed somebody why can’t Chris write a book about beating women.

I’ve learned Brown and Rihanna — who has taken him back (but with key provisions outlined below) — will co-author a book about abuse and go on a talk show whirlwind to speak directly to their fans and the general public. It is widely expected that Brown’s high-profile attorney, Mark Geragos, will broker a probation deal for his client that will involve no jail time.

How messed up is that? He beat his girl and he gets paid to talk to a ghostwriter who writes it down for a book.

Look what Chris Brown did to Rihanna!

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TMZ is reporting this picture was taken right after Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna. I’ve read comments on other sites that this picture should not be published. Are you kidding me? This is real life. Chris Brown should serve at least a year in prison for this. You never put your hand on a woman, well bitches don’t count. Hope you drop the soap biatch.

Chris is so sorry! Not for his music

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Mr. I-just-fu*ked-my-career-up Chris Brown has finally spoke out about beating the hell outta Rihanna stating:

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person,” Brown said in a statement issued through publicist Michael Sitrick.

“Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and-or reported in the media is wrong,” he added. But he said he couldn’t discuss that in detail until his case is resolved.

Really what can you say? It’s not like he can deny it. Come on look at that forehead, i was just trying to pop her big ass pimple with my fist!

Rihanna breaks up with Chris. Was it something he did?

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Rihanna’s father has spoken out about Rihanna and her getting her ass beat by singer Chris Brown.

Describing her current condition, he said: “There is some bruising. She will be alright. I think so.

“At some point she will speak out.

“I hope she will stand up for women all over the world.

Ronald, a salesman and freelance clothing designer, has now confirmed the pair have now broken up.

Ronald said: “The relationship is over and I am pleased. She doesn’t want to speak to Chris. She is being very brave about things and said that she will be back on stage performing soon.”

I wonder how Rihanna is going to address this? Will she doing something wacky on SNL making fun of it? Like a Ike And Tina type thing? Or is that too much?

Rihanna cancels concert and birthday, Chris drops soap

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That Cartoon was made In November and if you laugh at it your going to hell and i’ll see you there. Anywho singer Rihanna cancelled a concert in Malaysia after reports of a fight with boyfriend Chris Brown.Brown, 19, was arrested for felony battery after an incident with an as yet unidentified woman in a vehicle in Los Angeles in the early hours of Sunday morning.

But while there has been no official confirmation of the alleged victim, the Los Angeles Times reports it was Rihanna who told authorities Brown had struck her.

She was reportedly discharged from L.A. Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was escorted out of a back exit.

And now the singer’s representatives have informed Malaysia’s Pineapple Concerts that the 13 February show will have to be rescheduled.

Bosses at the Umbrella hitmaker’s music label have also called off celebrations for her 21st birthday on 20 February, due to be held in New York City, according to E! Online.

I was reading on Perez Hilton how:

Professionals are now offering their opinion about Brown and the cycle of domestic abuse, explaining “Whatever behavior kids see and hear growing up serves as a model for how men and women should behave, and even if you know the difference between right and wrong, those impressions can be difficult to overcome.”

Bullshiite! I grew up seeing my mom get her assed kicked and i know not what to do you a-hole “professional.” How in the hell do you see your mom get beat and grow up and think ok women suppose to get eff’ed up? I swear i wish we was 1990′s Iraq right now so he could lose a couple fingers.

Chris Brown beat the hell outta Rihanna?

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TMZ is reporting that singer Chris Brown is being investigated by the LAPD in an alleged assault on a female. Rumors going around are saying the victim is Rihanna.

Cops say they received a 911 call, and when they arrived they noticed the woman had visible injuries. We’re told she then identified Brown as her attacker. Cops say Brown had left the scene by the time police arrived.

Cops say they are looking to speak with Brown and may arrest him when they find him.

When we called reps for Brown’s girlfriend, Rihanna, for a statement, her people told us, “Rihanna is well. Thank you for your concern and support.”

: Grammy officials have just announced that Rihanna will neither perform on the show tonight — as scheduled — nor walk the red carpet for the event.

Update 2: MSN is reporting that Rihanna was in a car accident and admitted to the hospital.

Update 3: MediatakeOut is reporting that it was Rihanna that was abused, she did file a police report on Chris, the police are currently searching for Chris Brown.

Update 4: Chris Brown has turned himself in.

Daaaamn! Who woulda thought Chris was a woman beater?