Who woulda thunk it

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Who knew Britney Spears had great legs? Don’t worry I’m not going to turn into a Britney groupie, the site hasn’t been updated this weekend so I’m just catching up with everything. I’m not into legs at all and those things look really great. I’m more into a girls face more than anything, if i think my kids look great on your face chances are I’m trying my best to make that happen. Isn’t that a great feeling seriously? That was my proof that God existed.

Thank You Britney

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It’s Sunday, how is your day? Well it’s really depressing weather outside right now and Britney Spears’ nipples really brighten my day, not really because well look at her face. Thank God she’s learning that when you don’t wear makeup you should probably wear some insanely huge sunglasses to cover yourself. It’s frustrating to me that Britney has her great body back but can’t fix her face, i do have this great cream that’s all natural for her face. No pervert it’s real cream…from my penis.

Britney….really?

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Here’s new Britney Spears pix! I was talking about how great Britney looks for the past couple of days and now she looks a mess and makes me look like a liar. At least she went braless which takes away from her blah face, blah faces are really horrible at times unless it’s dark and she’s laying naked on my bed begging for the $20 i promised her after taking shots to the face.

Ugly outfit to show your boobs off with

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Jennifer Aniston first topless video (NSFW)

Scarlett Johansson topless in bed

Jessica Biel talking dirty (NSFW)

Heather Graham hardcore oral sex scene (NSFW)

Anne Hathaway braless in bed

Jennifer Lopez in a see through outfit on stage

Lindsay Lohan naked in Hotel room

Salma Hayek dirty sex scene (NSFW)

Hayden Panettiere lesbian kiss

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I’m always happy to see Rihanna’s boobs and all and what an outfit to show them off in. It’s like getting your first BJ but it’s from a woman that’s 280 lbs, it’s great and all and your happy to get a BJ…I don’t know where I’m going with the story i just wanted to share my BJ story that i had with a 280 lb woman. Laugh all you want, you’ll never get better oral sex.

Britney Spears backstage showing ass

Christina Aguilera showing bare ass

Jessica Alba nude in tub

Lindsay Lohan topless on the beach (NSFW)

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Oh come on, really

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I know Lady GaGa has a huge gay following and the gays love crazy things like this that stick out. I love gay people don’t get me wrong, i once blew a guy in High School and also listen to the Radio on occasions so I’m positive I’m not homophobic, yeah listening to the radio is pretty embarrassing to admit. I’ll take a load to the face any day than listen to The Black Eyed Peas. Anywho the Lady GaGa crazy outfits is getting old.

Heidi Montag and her new boobs

Hot babe on webcam (NSFW)

Avril home video leaked

Scarlett Johansson topless outtakes (NSFW)

Tila Tequila topless on red carpet

Angelina Jolie naked and dancing (NSFW)

Hilary Duff lesbian video

Jessica Alba first topless scene (NSFW)

Fergie great ass on video set

Heather Graham sexy scene (NSFW)

Celebrities greatest camel toes

Jessica Biel talking dirty having sex (NSFW)

Teen in her bedroom (NSFW)

Britney Spears braless pix

Natalie Portman naked in the strip club

Paris Hilton private video (NSFW)

Two teens making out (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan in see through outfit

Christina Aguilera no panties (NSFW)

Anne Hathaway naked in bed (NSFW)

Wait…Is that really a t-shirt?

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Here’s some new Britney Spears see through pix. Besides Britney’s sad sad boobs i was distracted by the dude in the background, is that a real t-shirt he’s wearing? We know what you do for a living douche and your proud of it? That’s so cheesy. I’m going to start wearing a t-shirt with a vagina on it, what? I’m fascinated by them and follow them around all day.

My new favorite poster

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This poster is so friggin’ hot, i can’t put into words the things i would do to Olivia Munn. Mainly because it’s illegal in 47 states. Like most guys I’m talking a big game and if she was actually in the room with me alone and naked i would be shaking wondering what do i do next. I know my penis goes in her vagina but which way do we start? Does she like to get on top? Does she like her ass spanked? I made the mistake of slapping, turned out she was a victim of Domestic Abuse and started having flashbacks. Not fun when she starts crying…Or does that make it hotter…..?

Heidi Montag and her new boobs

Hot babe on webcam (NSFW)

Scarlett Johansson topless outtakes (NSFW)

Tila Tequila topless on red carpet

Jessica Alba first topless scene (NSFW)

Fergie great ass on video set

Heather Graham sexy scene (NSFW)

Celebrities greatest camel toes

Jessica Biel talking dirty having sex (NSFW)

Teen in her bedroom (NSFW)

Britney Spears braless pix

Natalie Portman naked in the strip club

Paris Hilton private video (NSFW)

Two teens making out (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan in see through outfit

Christina Aguilera no panties (NSFW)

Anne Hathaway naked in bed (NSFW)

Damn it Pamela!

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Here’s some new Pamela Anderson pix and I’m really upset about them. When Pamela was out here i thought ok she has improved, she understands that she is getting older and must adjust herself a little. Pamela totally pisses me off and to prove that I’m not photoshopping Hilary Duff’s face on the above picture and touching myself to it. You suck Pammy and that’s not a lame Tommy Lee joke.

Scarlett Johansson topless outtakes (NSFW)

Jessica Alba first topless scene (NSFW)

Heather Graham sexy scene (NSFW)

Celebrities greatest camel toes

Hot babe on webcam (NSFW)

Jessica Biel talking dirty having sex (NSFW)

Teen in her bedroom (NSFW)

Britney Spears braless pix

Natalie Portman naked in the strip club

Paris Hilton private video (NSFW)

Two teens making out (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan in see through outfit

Christina Aguilera no panties (NSFW)

Anne Hathaway naked in bed (NSFW)

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