Julianne Hough at the Rock of Ages Premier in London

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Is there anywhereJulianne Hough isn’t flying to in order to promote the movie Rock of Ages? Because she seems to have been in more places in the last few days then the US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, its starting to get hard to say how pretty her face is and how she seems so innocently unblemished by the Hollywood culture of converting the young and innocent into whores.

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Bill Clinton Posing with some Pornstars He Invited Over

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The word is Bill Clinton had the secret service bring over a group of pornstars while at a charity with the Prince of Monaco. Seems that not much has changed since Bill Clinton has left the White House. The only thing that has changed is he is getting girls who professionally know how to work over a dude.

Christina Hendricks has some bit Tits

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Christina Hendricks is one sultry looking redhead with a chest that closely resembles her smuggling two albino watermelons in that blouse of hers. If she was going for the look of ‘hey, don’t look at my face look at my chesticals’ then she nailed it!

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Audrina Patridge showing some Skin in Vegas at the Pool

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The TV starAudrina Patridge having a little fun under the Vegas sun this weekend as she shows off a little skin in her bikini during her poolside birthday bash. Nothing really else to say except enjoy the skin.

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Vanessa Hudgens Sporting some Spandex

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Some people prefer a girl who has a little bit of meat on the thighs, unless of course you’re one of those dumb assHollywoodwriters who think girls are supposed to look like walking bones or else they’ll call them fatty. Vanessa Hudgens is hot, curvy, and seems sweet. Which is probably why a lot of folks in Hollywood were happy to see her nudies

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Emma Roberts Looking Adorable just Strolling Around

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Well doesn’t she just look absolutely adorable enough to walk up and just hug, smile, and walk away. Making her wonder wtf just happened as she tries to carry out her regular days agenda. Emma Roberts is really just that sexy girl next door who you really wanna chat with but don’t have the balls to do it because as she got older she got more and more sexy.

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Your free dude! Stop pretending

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Doesn’t Jesse James know he isn’t sponsored by Nike so there is no need to be “Broken?” Your free dude! You can bang all the Nazi chicks you want now! I love The Jewish people but she can give me the Nazi salute anytime while my balls are in her vajayjay…try it.

Jesse James’s lawyer has claimed that the star is a “broken man” desperate to save his marriage to Sandra Bullock.

Reports of James’s infidelity with a tattoo model surfaced days after spouse Bullock picked up the ‘Best Actress’ award at the Oscars. A string of women have subsequently come out to reveal their alleged affairs with the mechanic.

I don’t get it. Dude makes big money himself so it couldn’t be the money he wants from her. And it can’t be love because dude was banging tons of girls. That Nazi girl fascinates me. I bet she’s crazy in bed, she can do the whole Salute and talk German about killing the Jews just ride the tip like that but don’t threaten to put me in the oven.

I’m calling photoshop

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A Iron Man 2 promo picture has been released of Scarlett Johansson. I’m neither homo or 12 years old so I’m sure i wont see this movie unless there is some sort of hardcore sex scene that I’m not aware of where Scarlett gets nailed while hanging on from the Sears Tower. Iron Man can fly in that tight slutty outfit right?