
The TV star Audrina Patridge having a little fun under the Vegas sun this weekend as she shows off a little skin in her bikini during her poolside birthday bash. Nothing really else to say except enjoy the skin.
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Some people prefer a girl who has a little bit of meat on the thighs, unless of course you’re one of those dumb ass Hollywood writers who think girls are supposed to look like walking bones or else they’ll call them fatty. Vanessa Hudgens is hot, curvy, and seems sweet. Which is probably why a lot of folks in Hollywood were happy to see her nudies
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Well doesn’t she just look absolutely adorable enough to walk up and just hug, smile, and walk away. Making her wonder wtf just happened as she tries to carry out her regular days agenda. Emma Roberts is really just that sexy girl next door who you really wanna chat with but don’t have the balls to do it because as she got older she got more and more sexy.
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Doesn’t Jesse James know he isn’t sponsored by Nike so there is no need to be “Broken?” Your free dude! You can bang all the Nazi chicks you want now! I love The Jewish people but she can give me the Nazi salute anytime while my balls are in her vajayjay…try it.
Jesse James’s lawyer has claimed that the star is a “broken man” desperate to save his marriage to Sandra Bullock.
Reports of James’s infidelity with a tattoo model surfaced days after spouse Bullock picked up the ‘Best Actress’ award at the Oscars. A string of women have subsequently come out to reveal their alleged affairs with the mechanic.
I don’t get it. Dude makes big money himself so it couldn’t be the money he wants from her. And it can’t be love because dude was banging tons of girls. That Nazi girl fascinates me. I bet she’s crazy in bed, she can do the whole Salute and talk German about killing the Jews just ride the tip like that but don’t threaten to put me in the oven.

A Iron Man 2 promo picture has been released of Scarlett Johansson. I’m neither homo or 12 years old so I’m sure i wont see this movie unless there is some sort of hardcore sex scene that I’m not aware of where Scarlett gets nailed while hanging on from the Sears Tower. Iron Man can fly in that tight slutty outfit right?

I’m not saying Christina Aguilera is on cocaine here or anything…but she does have that face in this picture, who knows it’s probably just a bad picture….People who are on cocaine are so fun to mess around with. I like to call a cousin of mine who looks really scary and have him bust in my friends house and say he’s a cop and they suspect him to be on cocaine. Yeah like i knew my cousin was an actual cop and what i did was considered “snitching.”

Somebody forgot to photoshop the nipple out! I posted these pix of Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros a long time ago and i guess the originals leaked or i missed this the first time which i seriously doubt i missed this because boobies is like the #1 priority in my life. Seriously when i’m out and i see a girl in a tiny top i will not stop staring and eventually yell out “Come on nipple! ” The good news is I’m pretty much immune to pepper spray and low powered tasers.
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At least she tried? I’m still not turned on by her pix, i’m just mad Heidi Klum isn’t in this photo shoot instead of Adriana Lima. Why Is Adriana getting so much attention? It’s not fair. I want more Heidi and less Adriana and Gisele! What is the big deal?