It feels weird not to trash Britney Spears anymore. I’m so use to her beating people with umbrellas or showing us where babies come from, good for her. By the way does anybody else find it funny what her bikini bottom says?

I feel like i’m beating a dead slut but what the hell, this is a video from Britney Spears’ Las Vegas tour in 2001. As everybody knows they have her music playing louder so you can’t really hear her sing, somebody decided to leak the video of her singing in her microphone without the loud music playing, enjoy the talent.

You may be wondering why Britney Spears is smiling like somebody just told her Cheetos’s are now half price. Don’t you hate when people fake smile so much it looks like they are constipated.

Ms. Britney Spears according to reports is dating a billionaire, he also is encouraging Britney to relaunch her music career. This just shows you billionaire’s have horrible taste in music.

According to the Daily Mail, the pair enjoyed a relaxing holiday in Cabo San Luca, Mexico, last week.

Maloof is apparently encouraging Spears to relaunch her music career.

“I’m sure George’s billions will come in very useful now that Britney’s father is in control of her assets,” commented an insider.

Good for Britney dating a billionaire, it just sucks he’s gotta waste his billions buying her albums and buying good reviews from magazines.

Britney Spears was caught out in public again flashing some skin, whatcha think? Did she remember her panties this time? Keep reading for the rest of the pix (ass shot too if your into that sort of thang)

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How many times are we gonna be pulling for Britney Spears and saying how much better she looks, then two weeks later she’s looking like your overweight country cousin. Make up your mind whore! You wanna be attractive or not?

Yes that’s Britney Spears and yes these pix were taking in 2008 (yesterday actually.) Look how good she looks, her hair is decent and no freckin’ cancer stick in her mouth. Good for you, now get naked or something.

According to reports Britney Spears will be playing a lesbian in a upcoming movie. No not that kinda movie i don’t think.

Britney Spears has been lined up to play a killer lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino’s next movie.

The troubled singer will star as psycho dancer Varla in a remake of 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Her violent character murders a man with her bare hands. She also has sex scenes with another girl - not a big deal for the singer who kissed Madonna on stage.

No not yet Britney! Get about 20-25 lbs off then do it. And i swear if your smoking in these scenes i’m gonna shoot up the theater. Skeet Skeet