I seen this video (Click above to watch) on SexyandFunny (plug? Absolutely) and I had a few LOL’s. I’m watching the video all into it ready to start fapping and then the above happened. Is it fake? Probably. Should you watch it? Only if you have a sense of humor or did the terrorists take that from you?
Lady GaGa appeared in Harper’s Bazaar. Lady GaGa is the perfect example why women and makeup go together like girls with low esteem and me. Girls with low self esteem is the greatest thing ever, you can cheat and tell them they just don’t trust you and it’s also simple to trick them into abortions. Anywho back to GaGa, She can look somewhat normal when she wears makeup and why all the tattoos? Is there anything more unattractive than a girl with a tattoo on her arm or hand? No the answer is no.
I found some super sexy footage to fap to and it’s on Youtube so you don’t have to feel all pervy like you do on ijustwantedpornwhyamiwatchingamilftakeurineinthefaceandwhyamitouchingmyselftoitomgiamafeak.com Anywho it’s my favorite hottie hot hot Brooke Burke doing some sort of exercise video, and you know who the real target audience is for these videos. OMG fast forward to 2:14, Brooke spanks herself, that’s when I finished…Just thought I’d share that little info. After watching the video I really thought it was a spoof video, only thing missing was the shake weight resting between Brooke’s God made implants.
Eva Longoria appeared on David Letterman Wednesday and had a wardrobe malfunction (what a gay term.) I love that it happened on Letterman seeing how it turned out he loved banging the interns while married. I don’t know about you but I respect Letterman so much more now that he’s just like me, horny and eff’in girls in the driveway of her boyfriends home. Any hootie who the boobie comes out at 3:21 of the video, yes your welcome.
Miley Cyrus is back on Twitter people! How is exciting is this?!?! As soon as I read the news I lost it in the middle of Hot Topic while shopping (I got the Miley alert on Google News.) First thing I did was quickly paid for my Ironic T-shirt and headband then went to see what Miley was up to. She posted a few new pictures, hahaha Miley with a mustache! Get it? She’s a girl! Girls don’t have mustaches!!!
I’m so far behind on everything going on, who is Katrina Bowden? When i first seen these pix I thought it was Julie Bowen (Happy Gilmore chick.) Anywho I got bummed out it wasn’t Julie. I read Wikipedia and it said Katrina Bowden has a part on 30 Rock, good for her. Speaking of Julie Bowen check out her breastfeeding her twins and don’t look at these pix in a sexual way you perv, breastfeeding is a natural thing. If your mom breastfeed you maybe you wouldn’t be on this site with your hand in your pants. Here’s Katrina Bowden who has a part on 30 Rock…Enjoy!
So Mariah Carey finally decided to go topless for the first time in Life & Style magazine (Dunno them either.) I can’t tell you how disappointed I am seeing how I’ve had a huge erection for her before I had ball hair. Just lame, first off pregnant women are in no way sexy. Secondly, there is no secondly.
Sidebar: I’ve been really busy getting screwed by companies like ePassporte and others in 2010 so I apologize for the absence. I’m almost back on my feet and I appreciate the emails. Now enough of the gay stuff, how about those sweet airbrushed boobs?