By now i’m sure most of you pervs have seen the Kendra Sex tape. For the non-pervs out there, Kendra who starred in The Girls Next Door on E! had a sex tape and gosh how horrible was that thing? I didn’t get aroused once and that says alot because i did watching the Chyna Sex Tape (What? Her oral skills weren’t horrible! And she has a sex tranny face.) Anywho back to that P.O.S. video. She basically sat there like a dead body! The end was so lolz worthy, the dude busts in his hand…The end. Is there anything sexier than a girl that brags that she likes seamen and in the end she actually does? Kendra…Your a disappointment and you got $600,000 for that crappy tape. I’d rather watch Buck Angel get nailed by Peter North.
I’m trying to bring the word Doofus back. Anywho Tiger Woods and his wife are filing for divorce in Sweden.
Nordegren is expected to move back to her native Sweden and any divorce settlement is likely to be filed there in order to keep any details private.
Woods is reported to have hired a lawyer who specialises in international child custody battles, an issue that is expected to be one of the key points in any divorce proceedings.
Nordegren is expected to receive around £200 million in the settlement, though details of any division are likely to be kept out of any court filings.
I was saying the whole time that Tiger grew up a nerd, he couldn’t help it! Dude knew with the money he has he could get any girl he wanted to make up for being the loser he was and vagina he didn’t get as a teen. Now he loses hundreds of Millions. Whatta dork, everybody point and laugh.
Billy Ray Cyrus AKA that dude i hated as a child because I’m from the South and that gay songhe did was apparently some sort of official state song has commented on the video of his 16 year old daughter dry humping a 46 year old man.
Her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, has come to her defense, explaining her behavior as normal.
“It’s what people her age do,” he told TMZ, adding that she was just “having fun.”
I said it’s not a big deal too. I’m saying that because what i say is suppose to shock you. For some reason i think that video is on a constant loop at the Cyrus home, look at my baby having a good time!
Here’s a new promo picture for Christina Aguilera’s latest album. I’m sorry the picture is so tiny, that’s all that’s out there right now. Is this picture sexy or not because i can’t tell. Christina reminds me of those solo girl porn stars that take years to go naked and when they finally do it’s like who cares at this point? Christina dropped the ball with Dirrty. I was waiting on some sort of Sex Tape and now she comes back after having a baby? No thanks, a baby came out of there and vagina’s are weird enough.
I really do love Tila Tequila and I’m not saying that in a weird ironic way. I go onto her Ustream once every few days to see if she added a new video. She’s so whore-ish and i love it. She’s keeping the Hollywood scene interesting and more importantly keeping my right hand busy as i type this. The implant scar is a little turn-off though.
Here’s the alternative cover i guess for Miley Cyrus’ new album. I don’t know what to say. Maybe it’s different for me because she’s trying to go the Britney Spears Route and when Britney was making that change i was like 12. Now being grown it just feels wrong, probably because if you touched her your going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Do you really think she’ll make the transformation? I doubt it, then again I’m team Cosgrove so like whatevers! Nothing wrong with a 24 year old man LOL’ing to Drake & Josh. Oh Drake that’s not how you build a tree house.
I don’t know who Lyndsy Fonseca is but here she is doing one of those sexy short videos on YouTube. Am i the only one that immediately pictured 2Girls1Cup? Lyndsay has amazing eyes and all, all i’m waiting on her to do is open up her mouth to receive a mouth full of vomit from another chick. See the internet ruins us all. I’ll fap to both videos anyway.
Tyler Lambert, son of ‘Diff’rent Strokes’ star Dana Plato, committed suicide on May 6, almost exactly 11 years after his mother ended her life. Lambert was 25.
The Tulsa, Oklahoma Office of the Chief Medical Examiner told PopEater that Lambert (pictured above in 1999) died from a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head. Toxicology tests are pending. Though the office had no more information at this time, the National Enquirer alleges Lambert suffered depression surrounding the anniversary of his mother’s death and descended into a drug binge prior to his suicide.
Searching for images of Dana i found out she did Hardcore porn? Is it wrong to touch yourself to images of someone that died? I was in that situation when Anna Nicole Smith died. Man Anna had some incredible fake wagons.