Watch the live Michael Jackson Memorial with me. We can share a laugh and a cry, don’t hog the popcorn biatch!

12:52: Are you watching this coverage on TV? This is insane

12:56: I think i have a man crush on Shepard Smith

1:00: I heard the person that’s in charge of this Memorial is a person that handles the biggest Award shows. WTF

1:02: I can’t even hear that guy and i kinda want to punch him in the face, he has that kinda face

1:13: Added a Beyonce post because i’m a horny man

1:16: Isn’t it funny Nelson Mandela survived 27 years in prison but married 3 times, can’t handle these bitches!

1:18: Boring i hate when news have to wing it, especially Fox News. Get it wing it? Ahh should of said Right wing it

1:22: Well now we know Joe Jackson has a illegitimate child you news whore. Good job

1:28: Michael Jackson or Elvis? I gotta say Michael easily

1:46: Dancing dancing dancing, imma dance machine!

1:51: Who knew Lionel Richie could still sing? I hate church but that music still gives me the chills. Hallelujah!

1:57: Oh snap old school Soul beef! Look out!

2:10: Is Stevie Wonder still releasing music? Ribbon in the Sky was my shiite! What gangsta’s can like that too!

2:16: We get it Kobe your voice is deep

2:25: Wow where was that Michael speech from?

2:32: Al Sharpton hit the nail on the head with that

3:09: They give him the Humanitarian award? So no more calling him Wacko?

3:12: I knew Usher would cry, what a punk bitch! I stopped myself…barely

3:20: Ok get white boy off stage. Who is he?

3:22: I just thought of a eff’ed up joke about that kid

3:26: Dude’s eyes are freaking me out

3:28: Wow it just hit me. The King of Pop really is dead

3:29: Ok this is really sad. How many Michael fans are killing themselves right now?

3:33: Hey you hear Joe Jackson has a record label? Lol

3:37: Somebody take that girls purse and beat her with it

3:41: Oopsy that was his daughter? I feel like an ass

3:49: Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ few words was the highlight

3:42: And were done. That was very well done.