Jordan cumming to U.S for good?

Oh snap dirty title! Anywho Jordan aka Katie Price aka that sex tape whore aka the only celebrity i would bang and probably not tell anybody about is moving to the U.S for good. I guess the UK are getting tired of they’re whores. Don’t worry blokes we’ll take em’!

Jordan and Peter are moving to LA for good.

But is La-La Land ready for them?

The former glamour model and hubby Pete are hoping to raise their profile Posh ‘n Becks style by moving across the water.

Hmm, wonder if Victoria and Jordan will do lunch?

Pete reveals in this week’s New! magazine that the pair have now found a school for Jordan’s eldest son Harvey and have told all the kids about the move.

I don’t know why i’m so obsessed with Jordan, it may be the accent, that’s one of my life goals is banging a british chick. I bet it’s so hot hearing them say the sluttiest things but sounding so proper at the same time. Give me Keeley Hazell, Jordan and Lucy Pinder and i will never ask for anything else in my life, well maybe for them to get the eff out cause that accent probably does get annoying after a while.

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