Really? No freckin’ way! The lesbian edition

Lindsay Lohan has finally came out and announced she has been dating that DJ chick for “a very long time.” In unrelated duh news R-Kelly enjoys the company of teens.

The 22-year-old actress casually told the co-host of the syndicated radio program “Loveline” on Monday that she’s been dating the 31-year-old DJ. The pair have appeared in public and been photographed together but have never publicly commented about the extent of their relationship.

“You guys, you and Samantha, have been going out for how long now?” DJ Ted Stryker asked. “Like two years, one year, five months, two months?”

“For a very long time,” Lohan said after laughing.

Wow everybody is coming out of the closet lately. Imagine what would happen if everybody in Hollywood that was gay all came out together? That would freak America out. How would you feel if your favorite actor prefered the cack? Or that love song you secretly like was really for a dude?