Jessica loves the troops…for money

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Jessica Simpson will be going to Kuwait to show her support for the troops. The thing is it’s costing $150,000 for Jessica to come plus 20k a day for her stylist. For that price I’d strap a time bomb under my trench coat and hug Bin Laden until it detonates. Not really but that’s alot of money to show some love to the troops.

According to a source. “Jessica doesn’t sleep in tents or bunks the night before a concert,” says the source. “There’s no way [Papa] Joe [Simpson] will want The Pussycat Dolls … to upstage his daughter.”

$150,000 i can’t get over that. She better be flirting and banging a few of the soldiers for that price. And bring those daisy dukes to tease them before the gangbang.
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One Comment on “Jessica loves the troops…for money”

  1. Dana

    LMAO. Do people actually believe that column on MSNBC that this is coming from? Thats like the least reliable gossip site there is isn’t it? I laugh everytime I see MSNBC’s name attached to it. What is the National Enquirer saying on this? They probably have just as reliable sources.

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